Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Thinking Hitler

As soon as my day starts I pray God, please see that I am not stuck in any traffic jam today. And he seldom listens. Nothing to blame on Him... how can He help if none keeps his vahan on the traffic rules track.

The day b4 yesterday night we were discussing the same in our room. Two answers came, one from my room mate, Mano and another from me(obviously).

I found a Hitler way. Put people fear to death and they will never break the rule. Put laser beam that cuts any thing passing thru it. It gets on with the red light singal so that none breaks the signal. Lane discipline says that if u r to take left turn, keep left; if you are going straight keep to centre of the road and similarly keep right to take right turn. This left and right margins near the turns should be ruled by dividors or els our lasers so that none will cause inconvinience or blockage of traffic. These lasers can be controlled for allowing emergency vehicles do their duty. Put these at random signals and see people working right at all places.

Seems it got more evil in the idea, Mano liked to ammend it.

Mano suggested that there should be sensors fitted to every vehicle which stops the vehicle on seeing the red light on. Similarly for road discipline, if he is after the left line he is not allowed to turn left and same for right. For all rules have the sensors programmed for all kinds of rules. So you have sensors on the vahan box.

What if the sensors got some prob? People get acquinted with leaving the job to sensors and dont care of any rules which leads to accidents. Or say you know where the sensor is located, (coz u have to if it has to get repaired) you suggest ur friends to spoil the sensor to rule the road. Now whats it, same thing back.

What if lasers get spoiled?? No probs, people dont know it any way and if one gets spoiled it doesnt mean that all dont work. I know its idiotic to have a killing spree signals as well as sensors controlling us. All this directing that technology is ruling us and not we ruling the technology. For any thing to happen its in the people that the change is necessary. Until then its me who blames you and you blaming me and spoiling the day of both of us.

All hail Hitler ;)

PS: Image copied from some forwarded mail.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

gr8 distructive idea :D

The Pattern Observer said...

Let all vehicles be Sattelite controlled and if senser is gone your vehicle won't move and if Sattelite is gone none will move and hence no accident no traffic [:p]

Element-In-U said...

Let all vehicles be Sattelite controlled and if senser is gone your vehicle won't move and if Sattelite is gone none will move and hence no accident no traffic [:p]

God gone CraZy said...

How abt sensors fitted to the human thought? That is where all this should start. All across Europe I never saw one single person breaking the rules. In fact they slowdown their vehicles once they see someone crossing at the Zebra line. Was this acheived by sensors?
Faith can prevail but not fear..wot say?

Bhashan bandh...kani anna yep naku kooda meeku vacchina lanti ideas vastu untayi...Good idea indeed...nijanga asalu pani cheyyatam maneyyani sensors unte...dreams loki vellipoya..naaku aa change kanipinchestondi...Hail Hitler...

~Sumanoj~ CSE (01-05) ~ SVEC ~

Vinil said...

thats what I feel bad. We keep making rules and we need sensors to vehicles and satellites to control us. Why dont people use their sense instead of sensors
How abt sensors fitted to the human thought? is better. Hope such thing is found